Introducing the alleged professional
THE ART OFALL TALK.
LARP enthusiast. Bark practitioner.
Stirrer of shit, pots & perfectly calm group chats.
TRUST
ME!
ME!
0
BITES
BITES
YAP LONG
Esq. (self-appointed)
Portfolio updated whenever
follow-through is discovered.
ALL LARP, NO BITE?✹MY SITE IS NOT ONE SHOTTED TRUST✹ALL BARK, NO DELIVERABLE✹ALL LARP, NO BITE?✹MY SITE IS NOT ONE SHOTTED TRUST✹ALL BARK, NO DELIVERABLE✹
01 / The lore
He hath a great
many words.
Master Yap Long fashions himself a fearsome operator, yet his threats arrive dressed as cavalry and depart as unpaid footmen.
Where peace settles, he brings a rumour. Where action is called for, he becomes suddenly—and most regrettably—engaged elsewhere.
96% noise
09% action
∞drama
02 / Selected “work”
A stunning body
of unfinished business.
01
Digital strategy-ish · 20??
MY SITE IS NOT
ONE SHOTTED
TRUST.
02
Personal branding · Forever
ALL
LARP.
NO BITE?
03
Community disruption · Ongoing
THE GREAT
POT STIR.
03 / Premium abilities
Talents most
questionable.
- 01STRATEGIC LARPINGLooking tremendously busy at scale
- 02ADVANCED BARKINGSound, fury & zero dental involvement
- 03POT AGITATIONPeace converted into content
- 04VAGUE REASSURANCE“Trust” appended free of charge
He arrived with a plan,
delivered a monologue,
and left before the work.
— A thoroughly exhausted associate
AVAILABLE
FOR NOISE
FOR NOISE
04 / Enquiries
HAVE PEACE
IN THY LIFE?
He can fix that.
NO HARRUMPHS YET